Welcome to Staples!
We sell desks of Maple
hard drives cheaper to buy
than from those other guys.
Pencils and pens galore,
all you could want and more!
Our service is friendly and nice;
we'll definitely get you the best price.
All your copying needs
end at our paper reams.
We'll put your carts away
and keep HST woes at bay.
Spending money's not that hard;
so let us sign you up for an Enterprise card,
just look at ink, we'll agree
how overpriced it be.
We sell stamps too,
but packs or rolls, not one or two.
know your numbers for a discount,
to avoid paying the full amount.
Yes, the debit is slow,
we know, we know, we know.
But the best part of all this be,
Yes, our plastic bags are free!
(this is what happens when I have too much spare time on my hands at work. Darn you slow Friday nights!)
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